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NUMA AULA DE HISTÓRIA DE PORTUGAL Pergunta a Professora: - Joãozinho, sabe a quem é que se deve o pinhal de Leiria? - Foda-se, ó s'tora, então essa merda também não está paga?!

Bit of friendly advice, Portugal

Gostei sempre do amigável sarcasmo irlandês. São um bom povo e eu desejo ardentemente lá voltar, passados que são 15 anos de lá ter vivido como gente grande, à conta dum tal de Erasmus. E até dão bons conselhos, por vezes... Sunday March 27 2011 "Dear Portugal, this is Ireland here. I know we don't know each other very well, though I hear some of our developers are down with you riding out the recession. They could be there for a while. Anyway, I don't mean to intrude but I've been reading about you in the papers and it strikes me that I might be able to offer you a bit of advice on where you are at and what lies ahead. As the joke now goes, what's the difference between Portugal and Ireland? Five letters and six months. Anyway, I notice now that you are under pressure to accept a bailout but your politicians are claiming to be determined not to take it. It will, they say, be over their dead bodies. In my experience that means you'll be getting a bailou...